Facebook Defense

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When a buddy snaps a stupid photo of you (probably drunk and probably naked), you sit there logged into Facebook like a hawk waiting for that buddy to tag you so you can rip the tag out before everyone else sees it and laughs at you.
My cousin tagged me in a photo of me wearing a hat made of socks. I untagged her before my mom saw it.
My friend posted a video of me falling off a chair. I took the tag out before my crush saw it.
My ex tagged me in a picture of me crying at a gas station. I took it out before my mom called me.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You stay online on Facebook like a rat in a trap because your friend took a stupid picture of you (probably drunk) and you don't want the whole world to know your secret.
My friend posted a picture of me eating a whole pizza. I took the tag out before my dad saw it.
My buddy tagged me in a photo of me wearing a chicken suit. I took the tag out before my teacher saw it.
My friend posted a video of me singing badly. I took the tag out before my crush saw it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You sit on Facebook waiting for your friend to tag you in a stupid picture (probably because you were drunk) so you can delete the tag before your whole life is ruined.
My friend tagged me in a photo of me wearing a banana costume. I took the tag out before my mom saw it.
My buddy posted a picture of me falling off a ladder. I took the tag out before my crush saw it.
My friend posted a video of me dancing like a fool. I took the tag out before my teacher saw it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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