Facebook Defense
You sit on Facebook waiting for your friend to tag you in a stupid picture (probably because you were drunk) so you can delete the tag before your whole life is ruined.
My friend tagged me in a photo of me wearing a banana costume. I took the tag out before my mom saw it.
My buddy posted a picture of me falling off a ladder. I took the tag out before my crush saw it.
My friend posted a video of me dancing like a fool. I took the tag out before my teacher saw it.