Facebook Day Dropper - Someone who posts the day on Facebook like it's the end of t

Someone who posts the day on Facebook like it's the end of the world. They’re usually exhausted and counting down like it's a survival mission.

It's Monday. I'm still alive. I'm gonna die.

Wednesday. I'm stuck here. I'm gonna eat my feelings.

Friday. I'm free. I'm gonna eat my feelings and maybe my boss.