Facebook Day Dropper

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A person who yells the day on Facebook like it’s a death sentence. They’re usually tired, grumpy, and counting down the days like it’s a prison break.
It's Monday. I'm still alive. Just barely.
Wednesday? Why is it Wednesday? I've been here since the beginning of time.
Friday. Finally. I'm going to die happy.
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Someone who spam-posts the current day on Facebook. They’re usually annoyed, and it’s almost like they’re begging for the weekend.
It's Tuesday. I'm still working. I'm going to cry.
Thursday. I'm tired. I'm gonna take a nap and maybe a bribe.
It's Monday again. I'm gonna scream.
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A person who posts the day on Facebook like it's a curse. They’re usually bitter and have no idea how to enjoy the little things.
It's Wednesday. I'm stuck here. I'm gonna eat my feelings.
Friday. I'm free. I'm gonna eat my feelings and maybe a whole pizza.
Monday. I'm here again. I'm gonna eat my feelings and my boss.
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Someone who updates Facebook with the day like it's a punishment. They’re usually grumpy and waiting for the weekend like it's a rescue mission.
It's Tuesday. I'm still working. I'm gonna die.
Wednesday. I'm still here. I'm gonna take a nap and a bribe.
It's Friday. I'm gonna escape and maybe eat a whole pizza.
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A person who tweets or DMS the day on Facebook like it's a personal attack. They’re usually mad and counting down the days like it's a countdown to freedom.
It's Monday again. I'm gonna scream and maybe throw my coffee.
Tuesday. I'm still working. I'm gonna cry and maybe throw my boss.
Friday. I'm free. I'm gonna eat my feelings and maybe my boss.
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Someone who posts the day on Facebook like it's the end of the world. They’re usually exhausted and counting down like it's a survival mission.
It's Monday. I'm still alive. I'm gonna die.
Wednesday. I'm stuck here. I'm gonna eat my feelings.
Friday. I'm free. I'm gonna eat my feelings and maybe my boss.
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