Facebook Dating
When you look at someone's Facebook pics and get a boner so hard it could beat a horse. You're basically jerking off to their face, and you don't even know it.
I looked at my coworker's vacation pics and got so hard I almost knocked over my coffee mug.
My friend was staring at his ex’s Instagram and was jerking off in the bathroom.
I saw my crush's face in a group chat and got a boner so strong I had to leave the room.