Facebook Crusader
A Facebook Crusader is like a crazy person who thinks Facebook is a battlefield. They argue about everything, use Wikipedia to prove they’re right, and will make you feel like an idiot if you don’t agree.
They comment, 'You spelled 'everyday' wrong. That’s not how you spell it.'
You say, 'I think that’s okay.' They reply, 'Okay? That’s not even a real word!'
They write, 'I’m going to report you for spelling mistakes. You’re not worthy.'