Facebook Crusader

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A Facebook Crusader is like a grammar Nazi with a Facebook obsession. They argue about everything and use Google and Wikipedia like a weapon. They will correct your spelling if they think they're losing.

You post, 'I luv pizza.' They reply, 'That’s not how you spell luv.'

They message you, 'You spelled 'congrats' wrong. I’m reporting you.'

They comment on your post, 'You said 'I like this' but you spelled 'like' wrong. You’re a failure.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Crusader is someone who fights on Facebook like it's a war. They argue with everyone, use Google and Wikipedia to back up their points, and make you feel stupid if you don’t agree.

They write, 'Your post is wrong. Let me check Google.'

You say, 'I think that’s cool.' They say, 'Cool? That’s not even a real word.'

They argue with you for 10 minutes just because you said 'y’all' wrong.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Crusader is like a crazy person who thinks Facebook is a battlefield. They argue about everything, use Wikipedia to prove they’re right, and will make you feel like an idiot if you don’t agree.

They comment, 'You spelled 'everyday' wrong. That’s not how you spell it.'

You say, 'I think that’s okay.' They reply, 'Okay? That’s not even a real word!'

They write, 'I’m going to report you for spelling mistakes. You’re not worthy.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Crusader is someone who thinks Facebook is their life. They argue with everyone, use Google and Wikipedia to back up their points, and will correct your spelling if you look at them wrong.

You post, 'This is the best day ever.' They say, 'That’s not how you spell 'ever.' You’re a failure.'

They message you, 'I’m going to report you for spelling mistakes. That’s not even a real word.'

You say, 'I think that’s cool.' They say, 'Cool? That’s not a real word. You’re not cool.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Crusader is like a grammar Nazi on a mission. They argue about everything, use Google and Wikipedia like it’s a weapon, and make you feel stupid if you don’t agree with them.

They comment, 'You spelled 'because' wrong. That’s not how you spell it.'

You say, 'I think that’s cool.' They say, 'Cool? That’s not even a real word. You’re an idiot.'

They message you, 'I’m reporting you for spelling mistakes. You’re not worthy.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Crusader is like a madman who fights on Facebook. They argue with everyone, use Google and Wikipedia to prove their point, and will correct your spelling if they think they’re winning.

They write, 'You spelled 'everyday' wrong. You’re not even real.'

You say, 'I think that’s cool.' They reply, 'Cool? That’s not a real word. You’re not cool.'

They comment, 'I’m going to report you for spelling mistakes. That’s not even a real word.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago