Facebook Crusader
A Facebook Crusader is like a madman who fights on Facebook. They argue with everyone, use Google and Wikipedia to prove their point, and will correct your spelling if they think they’re winning.
They write, 'You spelled 'everyday' wrong. You’re not even real.'
You say, 'I think that’s cool.' They reply, 'Cool? That’s not a real word. You’re not cool.'
They comment, 'I’m going to report you for spelling mistakes. That’s not even a real word.'