Facebook Critic
A Facebook Critic is a shallow, empty-headed person who has no feelings and just wants to be the loudest one in the room.
“This post is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot.” (After someone posted a funny joke.)
“You’re the worst. Why do you even use Facebook?” (After someone posted a link to a cat video.)
“I hate everything. Especially you.” (After someone posted a photo of their dog.)