Facebook Critic

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A Facebook Critic is someone who jumps in every argument just to make others feel bad. They live for drama and hate being ignored.
"This movie was garbage. I can't believe people still like it." (While watching a movie no one else cared about.)
“You’re the worst. Why do you even post?" (After someone posted a simple photo of their cat.)
“No one asked for your opinion, but here you are." (In the middle of a group chat.)
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A Facebook Critic is a self-centered prick who likes a post just to tear it apart. They get off on making people feel like fools.
“This link is fake. Everyone’s a fool.” (After clicking on a fun meme.)
“You’re so basic. Why do you even use Facebook?” (After someone posted a link to a funny video.)
“This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Ever.” (After a simple status update.)
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A Facebook Critic is a shallow, empty-headed person who has no feelings and just wants to be the loudest one in the room.
“This post is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot.” (After someone posted a funny joke.)
“You’re the worst. Why do you even use Facebook?” (After someone posted a link to a cat video.)
“I hate everything. Especially you.” (After someone posted a photo of their dog.)
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