Facebook Cravings
When you delete your Facebook account just so you can avoid your ex's life updates, but you still come back just to comment on their stupid status like it's a personal mission.
"I had a 4-day Facebook break and now I'm back just to mock my ex's new job."
"I told myself I'd never come back, but I still checked just to comment on my ex's stupid post."
"I was trying to be a grown-up but then I saw my ex's status and I had to log in."