Facebook Cravings

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2 views · Added 13d ago · 6 definitions

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When you quit Facebook for good but still can't help yourself from coming back just so you can watch all your ex-friends whine and brag. It's like a junkie coming back to the dealer even though they know it'll ruin their life.
"I didn't even post anything, but I still checked my Facebook just to see who's getting married."
"I had a 3-day Facebook detox and now I'm back to scroll like a zombie."
"I deleted my account again because I can't stand seeing my ex's dog getting more likes than me."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you think you're done with Facebook for good but you're still sneaking back in just so you can comment on your ex's stupid status like it's a personal mission.
"I had a 7-day Facebook fast and now I'm back just to mock my ex's new job."
"I deleted my account again because I couldn't handle my ex's fake engagement."
"I was trying to be a grown-up but then I saw my ex's status and I had to comment."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you swear you're done with Facebook for good, but you can't help coming back just to see who's getting likes and who's getting left out.
"I had a 10-day Facebook break and now I'm back because I can't stand not knowing who's getting liked."
"I told myself I'd never come back, but then I saw my ex's post and I had to check."
"I was watching TV and I got a notification and I had to log back in."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you delete your Facebook account just so you can avoid your ex's drama, but you still sneak back in just to comment on their stupid life updates.
"I had a 5-day Facebook hiatus and now I'm back to comment on my ex's dumb vacation."
"I told myself I'd never come back, but I still checked just to mock my ex's new relationship."
"I was in the middle of a movie and my phone buzzed with a notification from my ex, so I had to log in."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you think you're done with Facebook but you still come back just to watch your ex's life update like it's a movie and you're the main character.
"I had a 2-day Facebook break and now I'm back just to see what my ex is doing."
"I told myself I'd never come back, but I still checked just to see my ex's stupid post."
"I was eating my lunch and I saw my ex's post and I had to comment."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you delete your Facebook account just so you can avoid your ex's life updates, but you still come back just to comment on their stupid status like it's a personal mission.
"I had a 4-day Facebook break and now I'm back just to mock my ex's new job."
"I told myself I'd never come back, but I still checked just to comment on my ex's stupid post."
"I was trying to be a grown-up but then I saw my ex's status and I had to log in."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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