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A person who buys all the gear at retail price and then yells about how they’re the best hunter ever, even though they’ve never left their driveway.
I bought a full set of hunting gear for $500 and I’m now the best hunter in the world. My dog agrees.
I went hunting and saw a deer. It was 10 feet away. I missed it. I’m still the best.
I wore my new camouflage pants to the grocery store. The deer were jealous.