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A guy who spends all his money at Cabela’s like it’s a goddamn buffet and then posts fake pictures of dead deer like they’re his ex’s Instagram.

Just spent $200 at Cabela’s and now I’m the king of the woods. Everyone else is just sad little squirrels.

I killed a deer with my bare hands. It was a 1000-pound deer. It was also drunk.

I bought a bow that costs more than my mom’s car. I’m a legend now.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A person who buys all the gear at retail price and then yells about how they’re the best hunter ever, even though they’ve never left their driveway.

I bought a full set of hunting gear for $500 and I’m now the best hunter in the world. My dog agrees.

I went hunting and saw a deer. It was 10 feet away. I missed it. I’m still the best.

I wore my new camouflage pants to the grocery store. The deer were jealous.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A loudmouth who spends all their cash at Cabela’s and then acts like they just won the World Series of Hunting, even though they can’t find their own hat.

I bought a hat, a bow, and a jacket at Cabela’s and now I’m the king of the forest. My hat is still on my head.

I went hunting and got a deer. I didn’t even aim. I’m a god.

I bought a hat that costs more than my rent. I’m rich now. Everyone else is broke.

by Slangipedia 3d ago