Facebook Cop - A lazy slob who stares at Facebook all day like it’s a job a

A lazy slob who stares at Facebook all day like it’s a job and yells at people for spelling mistakes but can’t even spell their own name.

@facebookcop: 'Why did you post this? It’s embarrassing!' (He spelled 'embarrassing' wrong.)

DM: 'You said you’re 30. I’m 30. Why are you still single?' (He’s 28.)

Status: 'I’m mad at the world.' (He clicked 'Like' and added a comment.)