Facebook Cop

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A lazy slob who stares at Facebook all day like it’s a job and yells at people for spelling mistakes but can’t even spell their own name.

@facebookcop: 'Why did you post this? It’s embarrassing!' (He spelled 'embarrassing' wrong.)

DM: 'You said you’re 30. I’m 30. Why are you still single?' (He’s 28.)

Status: 'I’m mad at the world.' (He clicked 'Like' and added a comment.)

A glorified babysitter for Facebook who has no life and gives people the worst advice just to feel important.

'You should get a pet. I have a parakeet named Steve.'

‘You’re ugly. But I like your hat.’

‘Don’t listen to your mom. She’s wrong.’ (He’s 14.)

A nobody who thinks they're a detective just because they know who posted what and why you broke up with your ex.

‘She posted that picture because she’s mad at you.’ (He saw it 2 minutes ago.)

‘He’s cheating. I know because he used a different emoji.’

‘You’re going to fail math. I saw your test results.’ (He copied them.)