Facebook Constipation
When you quit Facebook for so long that your friends think you're dead, and then you post one thing and they all message you at once.
"My friends thought I was dead. I posted a photo of my dog and they all messaged me."
"I hadn't posted in 6 months. My friend asked if I was okay."
"I came back and posted 'Hello' and my friend sent me 20 messages."