Facebook Constipation

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When you stop posting on Facebook because you're too lazy, your internet is broken, or you're too mad at all the annoying people who post stupid stuff.
"I haven't posted since my cat died. I'm still mad about it."
"My Wi-Fi died, and I didn't feel like getting it back."
"I saw someone post a picture of their dog wearing a hat. I almost threw my phone."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you quit Facebook for so long that you forget how to type, and then you come back and post a million things at once.
"I came back and posted 15 photos of my breakfast. My friends were confused."
"I hadn't posted in a year. Now I'm posting about my feelings."
"I forgot how to use Facebook. I had to ask my mom."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you stop using Facebook because you're too tired of seeing your ex's face, your cousin's vacation pictures, and your neighbor's weird opinions.
"I stopped posting because my ex's ex posted a picture of us. It was awkward."
"My cousin posted 20 pictures of her trip. I cried."
"My neighbor posted about his weird pet. I almost left Facebook."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you're too busy being a couch potato, eating chips, and watching Netflix to post on Facebook.
"I was too busy eating chips to post. My life is sad."
"I watched 10 episodes of my favorite show and forgot Facebook."
"I was too tired to post. I just yelled at my phone."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you quit Facebook for so long that your friends think you're dead, and then you post one thing and they all message you at once.
"My friends thought I was dead. I posted a photo of my dog and they all messaged me."
"I hadn't posted in 6 months. My friend asked if I was okay."
"I came back and posted 'Hello' and my friend sent me 20 messages."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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