Facebook Commitment
Saying you're going to an event on Facebook means you have to go. You don’t get a pass. You don’t get a break. You just have to show up.
I said I was going to the cookout. Now I'm stuck there with my aunt’s terrible meatloaf.
Facebook said I was going to the birthday bash. I had to go. My brain is now dead.
I clicked 'Going' on Facebook. Now I have to be at the family reunion. I'm gonna scream.