Facebook Commitment

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When you say you're going to an event on Facebook, you're stuck with it. No backing out. No excuses. You're gonna be there or you're gonna die.

I said I was going to the party. Now I'm stuck there. I might as well be dead.

Facebook said I was going. So I had to go. My soul is now trapped in a karaoke bar.

I clicked 'Going' on Facebook. Now I'm stuck at a pizza party with my ex. This is a nightmare.

If you reply 'Going' to an event, you're officially a prisoner of that event. No escape. No mercy. You're doomed.

I said I was going to the concert. Now I'm stuck there. My ears are screaming.

I thought I was going to a cool event. Turns out it was a baby shower. I'm not cool anymore.

I clicked 'Going' and now I have to be at the office party. I'm gonna lose my mind.

Saying you're going to an event on Facebook means you have to go. You don’t get a pass. You don’t get a break. You just have to show up.

I said I was going to the cookout. Now I'm stuck there with my aunt’s terrible meatloaf.

Facebook said I was going to the birthday bash. I had to go. My brain is now dead.

I clicked 'Going' on Facebook. Now I have to be at the family reunion. I'm gonna scream.

If you say you're going to an event, you're stuck with it. You can't run. You can't hide. You're gonna be there or you're gonna regret it.

I said I was going to the picnic. Now I'm stuck there with my uncle's weird pet raccoon.

I clicked 'Going' and now I have to go to the work event. My life is a lie.

I thought I was going to a cool party. Turns out it was my cousin's wedding. I'm now related to a whole new family.

If you say you're going to an event on Facebook, you're stuck with it. You can't back out. You can't escape. You just have to suffer.

I said I was going to the barbecue. Now I'm stuck there with my cousin's terrible cooking.

I clicked 'Going' and now I have to be at the bar event. I'm gonna need a drink to survive.

I thought I was going to a fun event. Turns out it was my brother's birthday. Now I'm stuck with him.

When you say you're going to an event, you're stuck with it. You're gonna be there. You're gonna be annoyed. You're gonna be stuck there forever.

I said I was going to the game. Now I'm stuck there with my loud friend.

I clicked 'Going' on Facebook. Now I have to go to the dance. I'm gonna lose my feet.

I thought I was going to a cool event. Turns out it was my mom's yoga class. I'm now a yoga prisoner.