Facebook Commitment - If you reply 'Going' to an event, you're officially a prison

If you reply 'Going' to an event, you're officially a prisoner of that event. No escape. No mercy. You're doomed.

I said I was going to the concert. Now I'm stuck there. My ears are screaming.

I thought I was going to a cool event. Turns out it was a baby shower. I'm not cool anymore.

I clicked 'Going' and now I have to be at the office party. I'm gonna lose my mind.