Facebook Cleanse
You log into Facebook and get so annoyed by everyone’s stupid posts that you start a cleanup by defriending everyone who’s been annoying you for years. It’s like giving Facebook a bath.
I defriended my old friend because he posted a status about how he still hates me.
I defriended my mom because she posted a picture of her new dog wearing a hat.
I defriended my uncle because he posted a video of himself eating a whole pizza.