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When you log into Facebook and see 300 friends but only talk to 5, you go on a rampage and kick out everyone who’s been annoying you for years. It’s like giving your Facebook friends list a beatdown.

I just unfriended my ex and their 200 friends.

My cousin posted a picture of her cat wearing a hat. I unfriended her.

I saw my old teacher’s status about how she still hates me. I defriended her.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You get so fed up with stupid posts, duck faces, and people talking about their anal turd that you start a war on Facebook by leaving everyone the message ‘fuck you’ and defriending them all.

‘fuck you’ was my message to my stepmom after she posted a selfie with her new husband.

I left ‘fuck you’ on my cousin’s wall because he posted a video of his dog eating a sock.

I told my old friend ‘fuck you’ because he posted a status about how he’s still mad at me for stealing his lunch.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You get so tired of seeing random people post garbage that you go on a defriending binge and only keep people who are cool, funny, or hot. You also keep the ones who post cool memes.

I defriended my uncle because he posted a video of himself singing karaoke at a bar.

I kept my crush because he posted a funny meme about pizza.

I defriended my mom because she posted a picture of her new dog wearing a hat.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You go on Facebook and see everyone’s stupid posts, so you start a revenge mission and defriend everyone who’s been bugging you for years. You feel like a superhero after it’s done.

I defriended my ex because he posted a status about how he still hates me.

I defriended my brother because he posted a video of himself eating a whole pizza.

I defriended my neighbor because she posted a picture of her cat wearing a hat.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You log into Facebook and get so annoyed by everyone’s stupid posts that you start a cleanup by defriending everyone who’s been annoying you for years. It’s like giving Facebook a bath.

I defriended my old friend because he posted a status about how he still hates me.

I defriended my mom because she posted a picture of her new dog wearing a hat.

I defriended my uncle because he posted a video of himself eating a whole pizza.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You get so sick of seeing stupid posts and random people that you start a Facebook war by defriending everyone who’s been bugging you for years. You feel like a king after it’s done.

I defriended my ex because he posted a video of himself singing karaoke.

I defriended my stepmom because she posted a picture of her new dog wearing a hat.

I defriended my brother because he posted a status about how he still hates me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago