Facebook Cleanse
You get so tired of seeing random people post garbage that you go on a defriending binge and only keep people who are cool, funny, or hot. You also keep the ones who post cool memes.
I defriended my uncle because he posted a video of himself singing karaoke at a bar.
I kept my crush because he posted a funny meme about pizza.
I defriended my mom because she posted a picture of her new dog wearing a hat.