Facebook Chiefed
When you're not paying attention and someone else messes with your Facebook to make you look like a total moron.
I was on my phone and my brother posted that I got a tattoo of a cat. My coworkers all laughed at me.
I left my account on and my sister said I got engaged to a guy named Steve. My friends all thought I was weird.
I forgot to log out and my cousin said I failed my driving test. My dad sent me a message saying I need to practice more.