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When someone forgets to log off Facebook and some other idiot puts up a fake status that makes you look like a fool.

My mom left her account on and my cousin posted that she's a vampire. I got 17 comments from my uncle about bloodsucking.

My brother was logged in and my sister said she got engaged to a guy named Bob. My brother's friends all thought he was a total loser.

My dad left his account open and my mom posted that she's a yoga instructor. My dad's friends kept asking him if he's been doing downward dog.

When you're not paying attention and someone else messes with your Facebook to make it look like you're being stupid.

I was watching TV and my brother posted that I got fired from my job. My boss sent me a message asking why I was slacking.

My sister was on my phone and said I posted that I hate my life. My friends all replied with 'me too.'

I fell asleep and my cousin posted that I'm a total failure. My mom texted me and said I need to stop being lazy.

When someone forgets to log off and another person puts up a fake status that makes you look like a total idiot.

I left my account on and my friend posted that I got a tattoo of a chicken. My coworkers all laughed at me during lunch.

My brother was logged in and my cousin said I got engaged to my dog. My brother's friends were confused.

I forgot to log out and my mom posted that I'm a terrible cook. My dad said he's never eating my food again.

When someone forgets to log off Facebook and someone else makes you look like a total dork by posting a fake status.

I left my account on and my sister posted that I failed my math test. My teacher called me in for a talk.

I was asleep and my brother posted that I got kicked out of my house. My mom sent me a message saying I need to behave.

I forgot to log out and my cousin said I got a new job at a fast food place. My friends all asked me why I was slacking.

When you're not paying attention and someone else messes with your Facebook to make you look like a total moron.

I was on my phone and my brother posted that I got a tattoo of a cat. My coworkers all laughed at me.

I left my account on and my sister said I got engaged to a guy named Steve. My friends all thought I was weird.

I forgot to log out and my cousin said I failed my driving test. My dad sent me a message saying I need to practice more.

When someone forgets to log off and someone else posts a fake status that makes you look like a total idiot.

My brother left his account on and my sister said he got a new job at a pizza place. His friends all laughed at him.

I forgot to log out and my cousin posted that I got a tattoo of a dragon. My coworkers all asked me why I was so dramatic.

My mom left her account on and my dad said she got engaged to a guy named Tim. My mom's friends all thought she was crazy.