Facebook Chicken
You’re stuck on Facebook like a leech, waiting for that one person to message you. If you leave first, you lose. If you message them first, you lose. Either way, you’re a total loser.
I’ve been sitting here for 3 hours waiting for you to message me. You’re gonna message me. You’re gonna message me. You’re gonna message me.
I’m not going to leave. I’m not going to leave. I’m not going to leave. You message me.
You’re a loser if you leave. You’re a loser if you message me first. You’re just a total loser either way.