Facebook Chicken

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#Friendship warfare #Add button panic #Cowardly behavior

1 views · Added 13d ago · 2 definitions

When two people want to be friends but are too chicken to hit that add button first. They wait like idiots, hoping the other person will cave and send the invite first.

I’ve been staring at your profile for 2 hours. You better send the invite, or I’m gonna report you for being a coward.

She’s been online for 45 minutes. I swear if she doesn’t add me, I’m gonna die.

I’m not adding you. You’re gonna add me. It’s Facebook Chicken, and I’m not afraid of you.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You’re stuck on Facebook like a leech, waiting for that one person to message you. If you leave first, you lose. If you message them first, you lose. Either way, you’re a total loser.

I’ve been sitting here for 3 hours waiting for you to message me. You’re gonna message me. You’re gonna message me. You’re gonna message me.

I’m not going to leave. I’m not going to leave. I’m not going to leave. You message me.

You’re a loser if you leave. You’re a loser if you message me first. You’re just a total loser either way.

by Slangipedia 13d ago