Facebook Chess
Facebook Chess is when you delete people like they’re your enemies. You start with the ones who never bother you. They’re the ones who sit there and never say anything. But when you go after the people who bother you, you have to think ahead. They’ll fight back, and you’ll be sorry.
I unfriended my ex because he still likes my old posts. That’s like giving him a gold medal.
My dad asked why I deleted him. I said, 'You’re too loud in group chats.'
I blocked my high school crush because she still follows me. That’s the real punishment.