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Facebook Chess is when you decide to kick people off your friend list like they’re trash. Pawns are the ones who never bother you. They’re the ones who just sit there like they’re invisible. But when you get to the tough ones, like your crazy uncle or your ex, you have to think ahead because they won’t go down easy.
I unfriended my ex because she still likes my old posts. That’s like giving her a gold medal.
My mom asked why I deleted her. I said, 'You’re too loud in group chats.'
I blocked my high school crush because he still follows me. That’s the real punishment.