Facebook Chess
Facebook Chess is like a game of war. You start by deleting the ones who don’t matter. They’re the ones who never say anything. But when you go after the real troublemakers, like your family or your ex, you have to be careful. They’ll come after you, and you won’t be able to escape.
I unfriended my ex because she still comments on my old posts. That’s like giving her a gold medal.
My mom asked why I deleted her. I said, 'You’re too loud in group chats.'
I blocked my high school crush because he still follows me. That’s the real punishment.