Facebook chastity vow
A dumb rule that makes you swear you won't message, like, or comment on your crush's posts. It’s like saying you’ll ignore them online so you can actually talk to them in real life. It’s a total scam.
I took the vow and now I'm just sitting here like a weirdo watching my crush's posts.
I said I'd ignore my crush. I ignored them for one day. Then I started messaging them every hour.
I made the vow and now my crush is probably thinking I'm a lunatic.