Facebook chastity vow

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A stupid promise you make to yourself so you don't get distracted by your crush's every little move on Facebook. You pretend you don't exist online so you can actually talk to them without being a total freak.

I took the vow and now I can't check my phone for 10 minutes without dying.

I promised myself I'd ignore my crush for a week. I lasted two days. Then I caved.

I made the vow and now I'm just staring at my crush's profile picture like it's my new best friend.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A dumb rule that makes you swear you won't message, like, or comment on your crush's posts. It’s like saying you’ll ignore them online so you can actually talk to them in real life. It’s a total scam.

I took the vow and now I'm just sitting here like a weirdo watching my crush's posts.

I said I'd ignore my crush. I ignored them for one day. Then I started messaging them every hour.

I made the vow and now my crush is probably thinking I'm a lunatic.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A promise you make to yourself so you don't check Facebook 100 times a day just to see if your crush replied. You swear you'll ignore them online so you can have a real conversation. It’s a stupid idea but it works for some people.

I took the vow and I didn’t check Facebook for a whole day. Then I checked it once and died.

I made the vow and now I can’t stop looking at my crush's profile picture like it's a holy relic.

I said I'd ignore my crush. I ignored them for a week. Then I started messaging them every hour.

by Slangipedia 13d ago