Facebook Careerist
A Facebook Careerist is a person who only cares about their job and their own stupid products. They post about them like it’s the end of the world and think everyone should buy their stuff.
I just got a new title! I’m now a big shot. Also I sell ladders.
This new software is going to make you rich. Also me. Also my cat.
This pen is so good it will make you rich. Also me.