Facebook Careerist

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A Facebook Careerist is a fake human who only cares about their own job and bragging about it. They post links to stupid products they sell like it’s the end of the world.

Check out my new app! It’s the best thing since sliced bread. And also since the moon landing.

I got a promotion! I’m so important I should have my own podcast.

This new coffee mug is amazing. Buy it now, or I’ll haunt you.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Facebook Careerist is someone who thinks their job is the only thing that matters. They post about their career like it’s a national emergency and sell random junk online.

This new software is going to change the world. Also my life.

I’m now a manager! It’s the best thing that ever happened to me.

This pen is the future. Buy it now or be left behind.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Facebook Careerist is a person who thinks their job is the only thing that exists. They spam their friends with links to things they sell and act like nobody else matters.

I just got a raise! I’m rich now. Also I sell socks. Buy them.

This new book is going to make you rich. Also me.

I’m now a director! I’m important. Also I sell calendars.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Facebook Careerist is someone who thinks their job is the only thing worth talking about. They post about it constantly and sell stuff online like it’s their life’s mission.

This new app will change your life! Also mine. And my dog’s.

I got a promotion! It’s the best thing ever. Also the best thing since the best thing ever.

This watch is the future. Buy it now or forever be sad.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Facebook Careerist is a person who only cares about their job and their own stupid products. They post about them like it’s the end of the world and think everyone should buy their stuff.

I just got a new title! I’m now a big shot. Also I sell ladders.

This new software is going to make you rich. Also me. Also my cat.

This pen is so good it will make you rich. Also me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago