Facebook cancer
Someone on Facebook who posts so much garbage it’s like they’re trying to give you a headache and a stomachache all at once.
My coworker posted 15 pictures of his lunch. I can’t even eat anymore.
My neighbor shared a post about why the sky is blue. It was 3 paragraphs long. I’m still confused.
My ex sent me a message that said, 'I miss you, but I also miss my ex.' I don’t even know what that means.