Facebook cancer

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A Facebook user so bad they make you want to throw up and cry at the same time, like you just got hit by a bus and your mom called you a f***ing disaster.

My cousin posted a video of her cat wearing a wig and singing opera. I died inside.

My uncle shared a meme about potatoes being the new king. I’m not even mad, I’m just sad.

My aunt posted a status that said, 'I hate life, but I also love life, so I’m confused.' I want to die.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone on Facebook who posts so much garbage it’s like they’re trying to give you a headache and a stomachache all at once.

My coworker posted 15 pictures of his lunch. I can’t even eat anymore.

My neighbor shared a post about why the sky is blue. It was 3 paragraphs long. I’m still confused.

My ex sent me a message that said, 'I miss you, but I also miss my ex.' I don’t even know what that means.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook person who posts so much nonsense you feel like you just got run over by a truck full of bad decisions.

My mom posted a status about how her dog is now a philosopher. I’m not even sure what that means.

My brother shared a link to a video of a chicken dancing. I’m crying.

My friend posted a tweet that said, 'I’m tired, but I also want to be rich.' I don’t know what that means either.

by Slangipedia 13d ago