Facebook cancer
A Facebook person who posts so much nonsense you feel like you just got run over by a truck full of bad decisions.
My mom posted a status about how her dog is now a philosopher. I’m not even sure what that means.
My brother shared a link to a video of a chicken dancing. I’m crying.
My friend posted a tweet that said, 'I’m tired, but I also want to be rich.' I don’t know what that means either.