facebook camp - you're sitting on Facebook like a loser waiting for someone

you're sitting on Facebook like a loser waiting for someone to message you, even though you know they're probably watching cat videos.

I’ve been on Facebook for three hours. Still no message from her. I’m gonna die.

I'm not on Facebook. I’m on Facebook camp. It’s a camp for my soul.

I’ve stared at his profile for so long, my eyes are bleeding. He’s gonna message me eventually.