facebook camp

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sitting on facebook like a fat kid waiting for the lunch bell to ring, just so you can hit that person you like and hope they reply before they poop themselves.

I’ve been on Facebook for three hours. Still no message from her. I’m gonna die.

I’m not on Facebook. I’m on Facebook camp. It’s a camp for my soul.

I’ve stared at his profile for so long, my eyes are bleeding. He’s gonna message me eventually.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

you're so desperate you're not even using the app you're on, you're just sitting there like a dog waiting for a treat.

I’m not on Facebook. I’m on Facebook camp. It’s a camp for my soul.

I'm waiting for him to message me. If he doesn't, I'll scream into the void.

I’ve been staring at her profile for so long, my eyes are bleeding.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

you're sitting on Facebook like a loser waiting for someone to message you, even though you know they're probably watching cat videos.

I’ve been on Facebook for three hours. Still no message from her. I’m gonna die.

I'm not on Facebook. I’m on Facebook camp. It’s a camp for my soul.

I’ve stared at his profile for so long, my eyes are bleeding. He’s gonna message me eventually.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

you're sitting on Facebook like a hungry man waiting for a burger to show up, even though you know it's probably just gonna be a text from your mom.

I’m waiting for him to message me. If he doesn't, I'll scream into the void.

I've been on Facebook for so long, my brain is fried.

I'm not on Facebook. I’m on Facebook camp. It’s a camp for my soul.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

you're on Facebook so much, you're not even trying to be cool anymore. You're just waiting for someone to message you like a sad little dog.

I’ve been on Facebook for three hours. Still no message from her. I’m gonna die.

I've been on Facebook for so long, my brain is fried.

I'm not on Facebook. I’m on Facebook camp. It’s a camp for my soul.

by Slangipedia 3d ago