facebook camp - you're on Facebook so much, you're not even trying to be coo

you're on Facebook so much, you're not even trying to be cool anymore. You're just waiting for someone to message you like a sad little dog.

I’ve been on Facebook for three hours. Still no message from her. I’m gonna die.

I've been on Facebook for so long, my brain is fried.

I'm not on Facebook. I’m on Facebook camp. It’s a camp for my soul.