facebook botox
when your friend’s Facebook is just a series of grins so fake they could be paid by the government.
Smiling at a wedding, a hospital room, and a pizza box like it’s the Oscar ceremony.
They look like they’ve been dipped in glitter and forced to say 'I love you' to a plate of spaghetti.
Same face in every photo, like they’re auditioning for a robot sidekick.