facebook botox

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when someone’s Facebook pics look like they’re stuck in a photo booth with a face-melting smile and zero personality.

Smile so hard you could win a prize at the state fair.

Same face at a funeral, a beach party, and a middle school talent show.

Looks like they paid for a facial and got a lifetime subscription to 'Cheerful Chops.'

when your friend’s Facebook is just a series of grins so fake they could be paid by the government.

Smiling at a wedding, a hospital room, and a pizza box like it’s the Oscar ceremony.

They look like they’ve been dipped in glitter and forced to say 'I love you' to a plate of spaghetti.

Same face in every photo, like they’re auditioning for a robot sidekick.

when someone’s Facebook is just a bunch of pictures of the same face, like they’re stuck in a photo booth and forgot how to frown.

They smile at a cat, a car crash, and a middle school play like it’s the best day ever.

Same face in a birthday pic, a divorce pic, and a pic of them eating a hot dog like it’s a life-or-death situation.

They look like they paid for a smile and got a lifetime membership to 'Grin Club.'

when someone’s Facebook is just a bunch of photos of the same face, like they’re in a photo booth and forgot how to breathe.

They smile at a dog, a death, and a plate of spaghetti like it’s a personal victory.

Same face in every photo, like they got a facial and a lifetime subscription to 'Happy Face Inc.'

They look like they were forced to smile by a government agent with a clipboard.

when someone’s Facebook is just a bunch of photos of the same face, like they’re stuck in a portrait and can’t escape.

They smile at a baby, a funeral, and a pizza like it’s the highlight of their year.

Same face in every photo, like they paid for a grin and got a lifetime membership to 'Smile Club.'

They look like they’re trying to win a contest for the most annoying smile ever.