facebook botox
when someone’s Facebook is just a bunch of photos of the same face, like they’re in a photo booth and forgot how to breathe.
They smile at a dog, a death, and a plate of spaghetti like it’s a personal victory.
Same face in every photo, like they got a facial and a lifetime subscription to 'Happy Face Inc.'
They look like they were forced to smile by a government agent with a clipboard.
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