facebook boomer
an old person who thinks the internet is a magic spell and is also white and super racist. They can't use a phone but love minions more than their own grandkids
'I don't know how to use Facebook. I just scream into the void and hope someone sees it.'
'Why is there a black person in my feed? That’s not right!'
'Minions are my favorite. My grandkids are just a disappointment.'