facebook boomer

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a old person who can't use a phone and thinks everyone is white and black. They hate everything but love minions like they're their kids

'Why is there a black person in my feed? I'm not ready for that yet!', said while staring at a minion

'I don't know how to post a photo. I just scream into the void.'

'Minions are the only thing that makes me feel alive. The rest of you are just sad.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a person who is old, can't use a phone, is white, and thinks the whole world is racist. They also think minions are the best thing since sliced bread

'I don't know how to like a post. I just yell at the screen.'

'Why is there a black person in my group chat? That’s not normal!'

'Minions are better than my kids. My kids don’t even like me.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

an old person who thinks the internet is a magic spell and is also white and super racist. They can't use a phone but love minions more than their own grandkids

'I don't know how to use Facebook. I just scream into the void and hope someone sees it.'

'Why is there a black person in my feed? That’s not right!'

'Minions are my favorite. My grandkids are just a disappointment.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago