Facebook Blackout
you wake up with a hangover and realize you posted drunk nonsense on Facebook last night and your friends are now laughing at you in the comments.
I woke up and saw my post about 'my ex is a pizza' and realized I had no idea what I was talking about.
I opened Facebook and saw my ex's comment: 'You're still single? I'm still married? What even is life?'
I woke up to 100 notifications and a post that said, 'I'm going to die at 21 because I like chicken nuggets.'