Facebook Blackout

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you open Facebook thinking it'll take five minutes, but then you get lost in the chaos and realize you've wasted an hour of your life on stupid posts and memes.

I opened Facebook to check my mom's cat picture, and now it's 2 a. m. and I'm still laughing at a meme about pizza.

I started scrolling, and now I've forgotten my own name and why I even logged in.

I opened Facebook to see what my ex was up to, and now I'm crying in the middle of a subway because of a sad meme.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

you wake up with a hangover and realize you posted drunk nonsense on Facebook last night and your friends are now laughing at you in the comments.

I woke up and saw my post about 'my ex is a pizza' and realized I had no idea what I was talking about.

I opened Facebook and saw my ex's comment: 'You're still single? I'm still married? What even is life?'

I woke up to 100 notifications and a post that said, 'I'm going to die at 21 because I like chicken nuggets.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

you post something stupid on Facebook and don't realize it until the next day, and then you want to die because you're so embarrassed.

I posted a photo of my face at 3 a. m. with a caption that said, 'I look like a raccoon who lost a bet.'

I posted a status that said, 'I'm going to quit my job and live in a pizza box.' My boss commented, 'You're fired.'

I posted a picture of my dog wearing sunglasses and said, 'He's my hero.' My mom commented, 'He looks like a sad potato.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago