Facebook Blackout
you open Facebook thinking it'll take five minutes, but then you get lost in the chaos and realize you've wasted an hour of your life on stupid posts and memes.
I opened Facebook to check my mom's cat picture, and now it's 2 a. m. and I'm still laughing at a meme about pizza.
I started scrolling, and now I've forgotten my own name and why I even logged in.
I opened Facebook to see what my ex was up to, and now I'm crying in the middle of a subway because of a sad meme.