Facebook Birthday Flop
When your birthday is so low-key, even your ex didn’t bother to send you a message.
I had 2 birthday messages. One was from my mom. The other was from my ex. He said, 'I forgot.'
Only 3 people liked my post. My ex, my mom, and my dog. He said, 'Happy birthday, loser.'
My birthday got 1 like. It was from my dog. He said, 'I’m not your friend.'